Stephen King Tweets Hilariously Horror Thoughts About His Corgy AKA "The Thing Of Evil"

Author Stephen King is well known for his blood-curdling and gut-wrenching stories that  have haunted every corner of American literature. But apparently, the writer manages to maintain a balance between fictional evil and the everyday's evil by tweeting funny thoughts about his Corgi, Molly, or as he describes his friend, 'The Thing of Evil.

And here are some for Funny Tweets for you. 

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    Dog - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, turns four. As a special treat, we gave her a postman for dinner.
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    Dog - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, says, "You can cleanse my body, Steve, but you will never cleanse my black soul!"
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    Dog - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Banned from Petco (and doesn't give a shit) 9:44 AM - 8 Jun 2018 7,540 Retweets 63,761 Likes
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    Canidae - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, takes a break to refill her bile ducts and the anger organ that serves as her heart.
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    Dog - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to attack the Stuffed Monkey of Joy and tear her limb from limb, leaving nuthin but the stuffin.
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    Mammal - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Oh hell no! Evil has a new ally! Notice me in the background, running away. 6:09 PM 31 Jul 2018
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    Dog - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Molly, aka the Thing of Evil: "Yeah, okay, I'm dirty. And wet. Big damn deal. Because that Frisbee is dead, do you hear me? That blue plastic SOB is DEAD! I killed the bastard! Gone, got it? GONE! Sleeps with the fishes!"
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    Dog - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, gets cleaned up for Halloween. Invites little ghosts and goblins in, then steals their candy. 3:19 PM 26 Oct 2018
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    Selfie - Stephen King @StephenKing Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, promises not to tear my throat out if I let her clean out the ice cream carton. Claims vanilla "is good for dogs and causes pure thoughts." Follow Nate Gords WORLD CLASS
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    Canidae - Stephen King Follow @StephenKing Chapter 1 of Molly's origin story: "Learning to be Evil." 9:32 AM -16 May 2018
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